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frickyeahamerica:

octopickles:

lambency:

OH MY GOD I want to do this in the bathroom at conventions late at night.

I think the saddest part is that I would have ignored her and walked away.

I HONESTLY DON’T UNDERSTAND?

(Source: urbandeeva)

4/30/2012
  • Chris: How old are you?
  • Alexis: I'm 18
  • Me: No she's not. She turns 18 at the end of the month
  • Chris: So she turned 18 today?
  • Me: Damnit >.<

Mama. . .

(Source: themarkofthedragon)

Anonymous asked:
What's bad...?

i could tell you if you weren’t anon xD


It’s bad…

soul eater

fireaxer:

where else can i watch soul eater hulu is gonning to stop airing it 

Enjoy :D

http://www.goodanime.net/?s=soul+eater  

Tumbblrrrr

anbundang:

Guess who’s back? :D
Time to spam people with posts. Haha jk

Welcome back strange one!

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
  • When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
  • When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
  • When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
  • When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
  • When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
  • When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
  • When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
  • When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
  • When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
  • When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
  • When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
  • When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
  • When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
  • Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

tyleroakley:

HOLY SHIT.

(Source: svalts)

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